Screwball Kitchen is the family gathering place for all of us:

Pappy (aka Pa Barker), Grandma, Wuffy, Precious, Poodles, and the Package. We also have grandchildren, commonly referred to as the Dumplings. We have an amazing granddog as well, but he has his own blog already.

and the stories…..well let`s just say that unless you use the word fuck like a comma, then some of our stories may not be for you.

Of course, if you`re a fucktard (FT for short) then you may not appreciate some of  the references either. Whatever.